A plump, fluffy duck with bright, beady eyes and a small, sharp knife clutched in its beak, photographed by helmut newton. shot with a nikon d850, using a shutter speed of 1/250, aperture of f4, and iso 200. the lighting is soft and natural, with warm, diffuse rays filtering through the trees. this quirky, posed image is both humorous and slightly ominous, and would be perfect for any project that needs a touch of absurdity. --ar 2:3